Archive for August 8th, 2008

Davina Talks With Her Dick Out To Dale

Friday, August 8th, 2008

dale

In the battle of the biceps,Dale was the loser with 63% of the public vote,keen to get booted out of the house early,Dale had been doing everything in his power to get himself nominated and then evicted,and the public gave him his wish,

His reasons,”To do my week on bblb” the real reason being,to make as much money as possible selling his showmance with Jennifer to every magazine possible,which he wouldn’t of been able to do had he made it through to the final week,as the magazines would of had bigger fish to fry,IE: the winner and runner up.

This years big brother has been couple obsessed,weve had…

Mario and Lisa
Jennifer and Dale
Luke and Bex
Rex and Nicole
and now Darnell and Sara

Bex made no secret after exiting the house that she only saw Luke as a friend,but after Davina and the big brother back room staff got into her head,suddenly shes all loved up with Luke selling “their” story to anyone who will listen.

The same is true of Jennifer and Dale,in the house she got mightily offended if anyone mentioned them in the context of a couple,and she went out of her way to tell everyone including Dale and big brother that they were only friends,what she didn’t bank on however was her early eviction,and realising that her only selling point (With a bit of encouragement from Davina) was her supposed romance with Dale,did a complete turnaround and confessed her undying love for him.

Whats going on? is it the producers,or does Davina still think shes on streetmate? during Dales interview she even started harping on about Sara and Darnell,the show is turning into blind date,its becoming a joke,every Davina interview seems to bypass everything that goes on in the house and her only focus seems to be who fancies who,were in the ninth series now,and instead of growing up,the show seems to becoming something akin to a reality Hollyoaks.

Its cynical on behalf of the house mates and more cynical on behalf of Davina (the face of big brother) and the producers,as they know that the more couples they have the more magazines they will be in and the more big brother franchise will be in the public eye.

Its boring Davina.

The Puppetmaster

Friday, August 8th, 2008

Rachel as head of house lead the team to a successful shopping task this week,the theme was puppets,hell house mates had to do a puppet show every time big brother played music into the house,this was more a test of endurance than puppetry.

Heavenly house mates had to choreograph and perform a Japanese Bunraku puppet
show,and with Rachel leading proceedings ,the end result was very good.

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